What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?